The winner will receive one (1) classic twill baseball hat with "Planet Idiot" embroidered on it.

Our editor will select a story submitted via the LindseyStokes.com web site. No purchase necessary to win. In order to collect the prize, the winner MUST be funny. The winner must also agree that his or her name and likeness may be used for promotional purposes.

The selection will be made on, or about, Sunday of every week. The winner will be notified via the email address submitted during registration. Notification may not occur prior to publication of the Newsletter. Prizes will be sent via US Mail two (2) to six (6) weeks after the date of publication.

Only one entry per registrant is allowed per week. Only individuals 18 and older may enter.

LindseyStokes.com is not liable for entries not received due to technical problems regardless of the source of the technical problem.

LindseyStokes.com reserves the right to exclude from consideration any entrant submitting more than one entry. By entering the contest, you agree that any dispute will be settled in Austin, Texas under the laws of the State of Texas.

Void where prohibited by law.